Guide to Understanding Marketing
You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, “She’s/He’s fantastic in bed.”
That’s Advertising.
You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them to get their telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Telemarketing.
You’re at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. You get up, straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag after it drops, offer them a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Public Relations.
You’re at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. They walk up to you and say, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”
That’s Brand Recognition.
Holly wrote on August 15, 2008 at 6:01pm
I enjoyed your guide to marketing. I appreciate you sharing these valuable business principles with me. I’ll be sure to market myself well this weekend. LOL! Thanks Girly!!
Hello! I’m over from VJ’s blog. After reading this entry, I have to wonder, why are you not CEO of your company?
Haha, i KNOW right?! 😉 xoxo!
OMG.. I love this entry!!!